CAOS Awards
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2007
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For the most handsome choir member
Malcolm Gray
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For the prettiest choir member
Will Hopkin (for The Third Year Running!)
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For the most handsome orchestra member
Daniel James
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For the prettiest orchestra member
Ceri Middleton
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For owning of the cheesiest iPod this side of the Cheddar Gorge
Timothy Rankin
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For providing of the best tea, biscuits and mince pies
Laura Talbot
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For being the best Frodo in CAOS
Phil Thompson
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For having the new website ready in 2, no, 4, no, 8 weeks, no after Easter...
Antony Stevenson
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For avoiding doing any of his own or other people's work
Timothy Rankin
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The Boat Race Gold Award
For winning the Boat Race again, as expected!
The Brass Section
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The Boat Race Silver Award
For coming second to the brass, nothing to be ashamed of!
The Rest Of The Orchestra
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The Boat Race Cheats Award
For cheating on the Boat Race--boo!
The Choir
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For downing the fastest pint Ceri has ever seen
Will Hopkin
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The Oustanding Achievement Award
For being outstanding
Ceri Middleton
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For keeping up the bassoon part when the rest of the orchestra got hopelessly lost
Jenny Pemberton
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2005
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The Fast Learner Award
For switching from violin to double bass overnight
Hannah Moore
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The Most Refreshing Members Award
For serving refreshments at both concerts
Sarah Craig And Alision Pickering
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The Sunk Boat Award
For passing out after the boat race
Zenobia Metha
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The Drunken Sailor Award
For throwing drinks at people, and herself
Mandy Hill
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The Hot-male Award
For having a rude email address
Nick Castell
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The Digital Watch Award
For giving timings to the nearest second
Daniel James
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The 'Not Losing The Will To Live' Award
For putting up with Will
Lulu Jiang
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The Broken Toe Award
For breaking her toe in the rush to get to Harry's Bar after rehearsal
Becky Harper
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The Boy Band Award
For having boyband hair
Simon Paget
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The Soggy Biscuit Award
For persistantly coming late (to rehearsals)
Philip Jacob
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The Lost Alcoholics Award
For being in the wrong bar
The Basses
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The Practically Married Award
For doing everything together - and so well
Andy Kitching And Ping Liem
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For the most attractive male choir member
Edd Clarke And Ping Liem
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For the most attractive female choir member
Will Hopkin
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For the most attractive male orchestra member
Andy Kitching
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For the most attractive female orchestra member
Alison Pickering
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2004
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The Award For Most Attractive Male Orchestra Member
Andrew Kitching
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The Award For Most Attractive Female Orchestra Member
Matt Harrison
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The Award For Most Attractive Male Choir Member
Oliver Tarney
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The Award For Most Attractive Female Choir Member
Rachel Rigby
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The Biggest Flirt
Nick Castell
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The Biggest Alcholic
Susan Harris
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The Mr. Forgetful Award
For missing most committee meetings
Gareth Baxtor
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The `commitment Beyond Common Sense' Award
For complete perfectionism over running the society
Alison Pickering
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The Award For most enthusiastic flute playing
Phil Jacob
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The Phil Daniels Award
For disappearing
Si Edwards
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The Scary Welsh Teddy Bear
For sending scary e-mails and being Welsh
Gareth Jones
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The Movie Trailer Voice Over
John Baty
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2002
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The Peter Buck Award
For Rockstar behaviour and smashing his Viola
Adam Carter
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The Little Boy Blue Award
For having a name like a Tory MP
Duncan Smith
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The Space Hopper Award
For Being the CAOS bouncer
Suzy Farrow
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The Toyah Wilcox
For frequently changing her hair colour
Alison Pickering
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The Steve Redgrave Award
For not retiring when he should have done!
Matt Edwards
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The Mc Donalds Award
For being everyone's favourite export form the USA
Nadia Prociw
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The Pornography Award
For always having the Horn
Matt Clark
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The Hockey Award
For having played the most tonsil hockey
Anne Sipmson
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The Lennox Lewis Award
For being the CAOS heavyweight and attending all socials (but sadly wasn't there to collect his award!)
Phil Segall
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The Jamie Oliver Award
For being the face of Sainsburys
Tom Chinnery
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The Award For Moonlighting
For secretly being a local labour councillor
Jon Byrne
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The President Mugabe Award
For 'fixing' the elections
Matt Harrsion
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The Planning For The Future Award
For having the forethought to have their daughter's 21st birthday on the night of our annual dinner!
Mr And Mrs Simpson (parents To Anne!)
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The Pritt Stick Award
For Holding the society together this year
Elizabeth Thomas
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2001
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The Ferrari Daytona Award
For being so old yet revered by us all
Matt Edwards
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The Boddingtons Award
For being a beer monster
Cassie Worman
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The Hugh Grant Award
For having the floppiest hair
Martin
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The David Beckham Award
For having the haircut of the year
Steve Rapley
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The Boxing Award
For having the best punch
Ed, Ed, Ed, Andy, & Dave (Ed Appears 3 Times Because He Did Most Of The Work)
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The Petty Criminal Award
For for being involved in the most MUGSSings
Alison Pickering
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The Pimp Of The Society
For sitting quietly at the back and controlling all the money...
Duncan Smith
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The Leggy Blond Award
For for being the biggest bimbo secretary
Nigel Butler
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The Society Mascot
Anne Simpson's Duck
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The Rupert Giles
For being such a successful librarian
Liz Thomas (the Librarian Of Course!)
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2000
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The Slovak Award
For parting with the cheques so peacefully
Su Wen Goh (the Treasurer)
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The Mrs Rabbit Award
For sorting out all the books
Nigel Butler (the Librarian)
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The Ferrari Daytona Award
For being so old yet revered by us all
Charlotte Crew
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The Benito Carbone Award
For sodding off and leaving his team in the lurch
Daniel Woolley
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The RSPCA Award
For looking after and escaped mink
Elizabeth Bowles
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The Entrepreneur Award
For having his own department store
John Lewis
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The Chilli Con Carne Award
For being the meatiest Mexican
Horatio Cantu
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The Small Turnip Award
For being a tasty Swede
Adrian Marklund
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The Godfather Award
For being in charge of all the fiddles
John Byrne
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The Silicon Award
For being such a superconductor
Gary Cheung (our Conductor)
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The Jeremy Clarkson Award
For talkig about nothing but cars
Matthew Edwards
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The Homer Simpson Award
For drooling over a member of the Simpson family
Matthew Edwards
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The Michael Jordan Award
For being far too tall for her own good
Anne Simpson
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The Little Miss Naughty Award
For being the naughtiest member of the society
Alison Pickering
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1999
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The On The Busses Award
For services to conducting
Carl Williams (the Conductor)
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The Scarlet Pimpernel Award
For never being seen
The Oboe Section
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The Billy Goats Fluff Award
For having the subtlest beard
Nigel Butler
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The Highland Games Award
For having the instrument most like a caber
The Bassoon Player
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The Manchester United Award
For playing gigs so often
Louis Birenough
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The Grannys Cardigan Award
For services to knitting
Chris The Cello Player
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The Mr Kipling Award
For mince pie making
Charlotte Crew
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The Robin Hood Award
For being so inspirational with a boe
John, The Leader Of Orchestra
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The Janitor Award
For putting out the most chairs at the Christmas concert
Matt Edwards
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The Doncaster Rovers Award
For being the most willing to play Schiedt
Matt Clark
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